Pfhizer Announcement

[sabreguy]

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid
form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable
for
use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour
himself
a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it
gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a
good
old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants
and
Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This me! ans tha t by 2040,
there
should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections
and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.