Democrat or Republican or Redneck?

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Democrat or Republican or Redneck?

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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck? Here is a little test
that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around
the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,
raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert
shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do
you do?
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THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN:



Democrat's Answer :

"Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely
want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a
community clean-up party,
And make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such
behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some
friends for few days and try to come to a consensus..."
................................ ...... ..........
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Republican's Answer: BANG!
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Redneck's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG !
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
or Hydrashocks?!"

Son: "Can I shoot the next one?!"

Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"
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Post by Uzi »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I definitely fall into the red-neck category just took my CCW class friday.
I even used a 1911 chambered 45. ACP for qualification shoot. :twisted:
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Redneck.
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