I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.
HERE IS MY PLATFORM:
(1) Press 1 for English is immediately banned. English is the official
language; speak it or wait at the border until you can. Take classes
in your home country.
(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to
straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports.
We will use the 'Wal-Mart's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'
(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.
(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our
> many observation towers on the southern border. (six month tour) They
will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.
(5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. If
you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. The president
nor any other politician will not be able to touch it.
(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the
40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a
passing grade.
(7) Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST time you check
positive you're banned for life.
(8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you
> steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences
If convicted, you will be put to death by the same method you chose
for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.
(9) One export will be allowed; Wheat, The world needs to eat. A
bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.
(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately
cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and
ultimately lower taxes. When disasters
occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to
donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision
whether it's a worthy cause.
(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and
every day in Congress.
(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies,
sporting events, outings, etc.
Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes but a vote for me will get you
better than what you have, and better than what you're gonna get.
Thanks for listening, and remember to write in my name on the ballot
in November.
God Bless America!!!!!!!!!!!
Bill Cosby!!!!!!!!
Addressing the survival of the legendary CR500!
