A can of fried chicken

[Ported&Polished]

Ok heard this story today, it is a true story. A man from Bulgaria came to the USA and was fresh to the area, and spoke no english. He was hungry so he went to the store for some food. He saw a can of fried chicken and bought it. When he got it opened, guess what was inside the can?

[Ported&Polished]

Ok, since nobody guessed it. CRISCO hehehe.

[iggys-amsoil]

I don't get that one so much that I'm still trying to figure what he used to pay for it.

[Ported&Polished]

So I'm the only person here that gets it? Seems pretty clear to me, Crisco is a can of fat, it shows a picture of fried chicken on the label, has for decades. Ok, I will go sit in the corner now.

[iggys-amsoil]

Ok then I see. My wife does all the cooking unless I make Eggs and bacon.

Here's another, if I by a can of Chicken of the Sea. Do I get the Mermaid?

[dannygraves]

well, maybe I don't get it because I'm hungarian and they actually have a name for crisco (or equivalent grease) spread on bread. its called zsiros kenyer and its goot stuff. My mom used to pack it in my lunches when I was a kid and all the other kids thought I was weird. infact, you can use it in place of mayo to make a killer sandwitch!