Here's the facts: Little Tristian Millar won his "Top Shot" compition in pre-school last week. Yea... No kidding!! With Daddy Roosty and Uncle Luke teaching the young lad... its almost unfair to the other kids.In Manitoba, preschool teaches you that robbers can walk into your home any time they want, make a sandwich, use your bathroom and play with your mom's titties. The most important rule to avoiding accidents with guns is to: BE CAREFUL! Everybody knows that guns save lives, but few know that guns in the hands of 5 year olds can end lives too. In fact, they can end just as many lives as they save, and possibly even more if you follow some common sense safety rules.
"Safe Kids" graduates know that the only way to shoot someone safely is if you have good aim, and the only way to get good aim is to practice shooting all the time. But first, you need to know what robbers look like. Here's what to look for:
Any time you see a dark silhouette in your home at night, it could be a robber. Here are some examples from the U.S.A.
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Make him or her think twice about breaking in and stealing all your Thomas the Tank engine stuff!!!!. Open fire boys!!!
However.. BE CAREFUL!! If your staying the night at Danny Graves house with his boys Seth and Johnny.... silhouettes might look like this in the middle of the night.
These are know as "Friendly's"... and we dont shoot at these. Got it!!! Daddy Roosty and Uncle Luke would be very sad. Danny would forgive you though.... lots more where those came from!
Robbers also love to use disguises. Sometimes they look like the mail man, or the guy who reads meters from the power company. Maybe even Britincali or Clyde. Don't be fooled! "Safe Kids" teaches to pump off a couple warning rounds in the air to let them know you're serious about safety!
Sometimes robbers even look like pets. Stay alert! It could be your neighbor's pet. It could be your own. Dogs eat food that isn't their's all the time, but if you did the same thing at a restaurant, you'd get a spanking... or worse! Why should dogs get away with it? Teach dogs that the only free meals in life come at you at 800 mph, and is made of lead!
Next, you have to find your dad's gun so you can practice shooting! You don't have to be a detective to find the key to his gun chest; it's on his key-ring. The same one with the "Spy Video Camera" on it. Once you get the gun, get some target practice in. Just take care not to hit any of mom's precious china, or you're cruisin' for a bruisin Tristian!!!!
And if you practice enough at shooting targets, you might even get good enough to shoot with your eyes closed, just like magicians! And the only thing cooler than safety is magic!
Kindergarten brings whole new challenges with the advanced "Sniper" training.... But Uncle Luke already has started that.
