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Found this on Marks swap meet of all places.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FamfgXMW9Mc
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Your high if you think I'm giving my bike a blow job
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Post by NightBiker07 »

kinda like a "primer bulb". thats about the only thing bikes are missing.

bob, you could buy a one-way valved bulb, attach it to the hose, and squeeze it once. no blowjobs involved!
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NightBiker07 wrote:kinda like a "primer bulb". thats about the only thing bikes are missing.

bob, you could buy a one-way valved bulb, attach it to the hose, and squeeze it once. no blowjobs involved!
I stand corrected, I rather blow my bike, than look like Im starting a weedeater

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I would rather put my bike in 2nd gear rock it back and forth a few times, put it back in nutrual give it 4 slow kicks and then a solid 5th kick starts right up no BJ's involved
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Post by M.F.D.B. »

I cant believe none of you chuckleheads noticed the HUUUUGE exhaust leak on the first bike he started!! :lol:
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Fukin high ass idiot.
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Heres how you start a big bore .....


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Post by Tharrell »

HA HA HA!
I knew blowjobs were gonna be brought up, just didn't know who!
Did you notice the overflow on the 480?
I've heard a lot of people say lean it over till it does that then prime it a few times with slow kick throughs.
Hell, I was kicking mine over really slow one time and I was almost at the bottom of the stroke near the peg and it started!
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Weedeater priming bulb...

:roll: :roll: :roll:

James Lewis dosent do the "Lean", the "Primer Kicks", or the "Retard Rock"..... he just kicks the thing.

Oh yea, he's also 11 years old, 115 lbs.
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Post by Rosco-Peeko »

Horseshit! Start the damned thing already. Think we need to revisit the Aliso Bob starting Drill.....
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I think that dildo bike would be perfect for this guy.
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Post by Tharrell »

Ha Ha, that video was funny!
I have one question though, does that 115lb kid wear flip flops or is he a real man and just kicks it barefoot?
Anyway, I saw that original post on the swap meet website and just knew it would bring out the best in you guys!
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nmdesertrider wrote:I think brits dildo bike would be perfect for this guy.


:rotfl: :lmao: :lmao: :rotfl:
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Tharrell wrote:does that 115lb kid wear flip flops or is he a real man and just kicks it barefoot?


:lmao: :lmao:
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Post by M.F.D.B. »

Tharrell wrote:
I've heard a lot of people say lean it over till it does that
Leaning the bike over is useless. It simply proves that your carb has an overflow and you just wasted gas... lol
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britincali wrote:Heres how you start a big bore .....

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:lol:
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I hope I stay on your good side! :wink:
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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

ellett :urock:
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That is f--king funny in the shitter lmao
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Damn ya'll got it in for that guy.

edit: I should have said ya'll are hard on that guy!
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Thats the funniest god damm thing I thinkn I have ever seen.....

I'm dying.......

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Post by britincali »

I fukin hate you ellett!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


It is funny as fuk tho
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Post by ellett »

britincali wrote:I fukin hate you ellett!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


It is funny as fuk tho
Happy Birthday, dude. :lol:
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