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2strokes4ever · Post by **2strokes4ever** » August 6th, 2009, 1:27 pm

Girls here are smokin hot, Riding is awsome, my back gate leads into approx 50,000 hectares of state forest, to the ocean up to the hills. this truly is gods country. As far as work goe's, this recession has put a halt on the construction industry, but is starting to pick up now after about 8 months of shit...But lets face it, you can still live like a king on welfare, if thats your gig...Oh yeah , and Megadeth and Slayer will be here in a couple of weeks, then AC DC, life is soo hard..

AUSSIECR500AF · Post by **AUSSIECR500AF** » August 6th, 2009, 4:48 pm

And Pearl Jam here in November.

I guess what we do lack is a serious need for more Moto tracks down under. Every track being built these days are SX and hum with that aweful 4-stroke sound. However, what we do lack in MX tracks, we certainly make up in forests. Oh and for all Aussies out there riding the land, if a ranger comes up and warns you about "not permitted to ride here blah blah blah", just hand him a beer and talk shit. Most rangers are young blokes and would rather drink than write out tickets.

2strokes4ever · Post by **2strokes4ever** » August 6th, 2009, 10:04 pm

I was done about a month ago,and me being me, got a little bit lippy and scored $500 worth of shit. I would do it again cuz, no fucker with a Kmart police badge has the right to talk down to me....

"SOLID Bro!!" · Post by **"SOLID Bro!!"** » August 6th, 2009, 10:43 pm

Check this out, Bob and I were at a speedway race and this fucker with a rats nest head of hair would not sit down. Now if you paid $1200.00 for a front row box at speedway I better be able to see the whole track and some long haired shit box in the box next to us better sit his ass down!

Bob was getting pissed, I was getting pissed,we even said something to them and this asshole just looked at us like we were a red headed stepchildren.

The next step, Bobs has a plate full of garlic fries in his hand. You could smell the garlic at 30 paces. I look at this guy that I know, he is a regular third division racer, when he is done he shows up in this box and I tell him how about you tell you douche' bag friend there to sit his ass down!

He looks at me like I was telling him to pull the trigger and shoot his favorite hunting dog. He replies I can't do that! Do you know who that is? I tell him I don't give a fuck who that is tell him we can't see! Thats Dave Mustaine from Megadeth. Bob tells him I don't give a fuck.

Bob looks at me and said I'll handle this. Now remember those fries?

He grabs one and sails it dripping of garlic and fry grease with the precision of a sniper hits this person right dead center in the back of the head. This thing has so much shit on it, It get tangled in so deep it needed to be dug out.

Bang right in the back of the head! OOPS!! this lady spins around looks back

(Must have been Mustaines wife.)

Bob looks back,

I look back Than we slap a high five

Needless to say they sat the rest of the night.

Megadeth SUCKS!!!!

Post by **AlisoBob** » August 6th, 2009, 10:46 pm

Yup, just like the man said.....

"SOLID Bro!!" · Post by **"SOLID Bro!!"** » August 6th, 2009, 10:56 pm

AlisoBob wrote:Yup, just like the man said.....

I'm sitting here just thinking of that giggling my ass off.

CR500R7 · Post by **CR500R7** » August 7th, 2009, 12:14 am

They made chairs to sit on!
Back to the Aussie chics, My super BABE has E cup JUGS, VERY NICE!
All you American Hoons immigrate to Aussie land.
COME ON DOWN! the price is right.

Just remember there is a lot of shit down here that can kill you.
Snakes, Spiders, Crocs, Sharks and who knows what the hell else.

2strokes4ever · Post by **2strokes4ever** » August 7th, 2009, 12:45 am

Hey Solid Bro, thats funny as fuck, if someone pisses you off then you should do something about it, but seriously Megadeth have great tunes, take a listen to the album Rust in peace, you cant knock the work of Marty Friedman. Virtuoso

juddy · Post by **juddy** » August 7th, 2009, 9:02 am

CR500R7 wrote:
They made chairs to sit on!
Back to the Aussie chics, My super BABE has E cup JUGS, VERY NICE!
All you American Hoons immigrate to Aussie land.
COME ON DOWN! the price is right.
Just remember there is a lot of shit down here that can kill you.
Snakes, Spiders, Crocs, Sharks and who knows what the hell else.

C'mon mate give the boys a look at your E CUP super babe,and also the bike you are building.Sharing is CARING :-)

Snakes spiders and crocs dont bother me to much,but yeah....those white pointers give you something to think about about after taking that fella a few months ago at Port Kennedy West Oz.10 mins down the road ...

dannygraves · Post by **dannygraves** » August 7th, 2009, 9:59 am

whats a white pointer?

juddy · Post by **juddy** » August 7th, 2009, 10:02 am

which type do you want to know about Danny ? Women have one version....the other is called a Shark lol

dannygraves · Post by **dannygraves** » August 7th, 2009, 10:05 am

"SOLID Bro!!" · Post by **"SOLID Bro!!"** » August 7th, 2009, 10:09 am

dannygraves wrote:whats a white pointer?

Thinking the same thing.

Not that megadeth sucks but you have heard the saying "if it's too loud your too old"

That just might fit me.

Bob is Pete and I'm Repeat.

Let alone being a little hard of hearing. Too many dragsters, top fuel cars, stockcars as a youngster I think they call them tin tops down there.

I just can't understand what the hell there saying.

2strokes4ever · Post by **2strokes4ever** » August 7th, 2009, 3:19 pm

Here ya go fella's, here's one i threw away cuz she was too slutty

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CR500R7 · Post by **CR500R7** » August 7th, 2009, 4:58 pm

Is there such a thing / or possible.

gregrobo · Post by **gregrobo** » August 7th, 2009, 6:14 pm

sounds like you just grew some balls not long ago you were scared of the little lady now you braggin about her cans.photos chief so we can all judge

cr500r7 wrote

They made chairs to sit on!
Back to the Aussie chics, My super BABE has E cup JUGS, VERY NICE!
All you American Hoons immigrate to Aussie land.
COME ON DOWN! the price is right.
Just remember there is a lot of shit down here that can kill you.
Snakes, Spiders, Crocs, Sharks and who knows what the hell else.

Post by **AlisoBob** » August 7th, 2009, 6:19 pm

gregrobo wrote:.. not long ago you were scared of the little lady now you braggin about her cans.photos chief so we can all judge

dannygraves · Post by **dannygraves** » August 7th, 2009, 6:22 pm

BOOBIES!!!

"SOLID Bro!!" · Post by **"SOLID Bro!!"** » August 7th, 2009, 6:22 pm

AlisoBob wrote:
gregrobo wrote:.. not long ago you were scared of the little lady now you braggin about her cans.photos chief so we can all judge

Mik329 · Post by **Mik329** » August 7th, 2009, 6:43 pm

AlisoBob wrote:Yup, just like the man said.....

good on you guys- Mustain is a liberal fuckin prick even though I like some of his music....

http://www.youtube.com/user/500bigbore · Post by **Roostius_Maximus** » August 7th, 2009, 7:09 pm

looks like my x's twin

2strokes4ever · Post by **2strokes4ever** » August 10th, 2009, 4:39 am

dannygraves wrote:whats a white pointer?

A white pointer is a Great white shark, but here in Australia, the best white pointer hunting is done on the beach in pairs.. :shark:

Mmmm Boobies

2strokes4ever · Post by **2strokes4ever** » February 23rd, 2010, 10:38 am

Since ive been 3000 km's from home working, ive found it hard to work on my 500, my good mate Trent has been helping me with my conversion, he sent me some pictures through his phone. we are at now is getting a new cradle made up, and toying with the idea of using the same y piece

asteroid500 · Post by **asteroid500** » February 24th, 2010, 5:04 am

Fun bags...got to have somthin to aim at.

hoofarted · Post by **hoofarted** » February 24th, 2010, 7:45 am

You can use the same Y. You have to cut off the coil mounts 1st. then cut the two lower rails in front of the bottom mounts, then separate the weld on top of the Y. cut some (alot) off and move up. If you're careful, you can re-use the front mounts as well. Good luck!

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