For those of you considering retirement…
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer, one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
0AIt's called the 401-Keg.
For those of you considering retirement…
For those of you considering retirement…
"the game of life of is not so much in holding a good hand as playing a poor hand well"
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