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lewisclan
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Post by lewisclan »

Little Johnny's at it again...
A teacher in Elmira , New York , who is an Obama supporter,
asked her 4th grade class,' how many of you are Obama fans'?
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be
liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands, except for
Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he didn't raise his hand.
Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?' Johnny said,
'Because I'm a Republican.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered,
'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad 's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and
your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied: 'That would make me an Obama fan.'
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Post by dannygraves »

:D
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Post by Hellbear »

:lmao:
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Post by teemtrubble »

LMFAO!
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Post by Ported&Polished »

Classic! :D
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teemtrubble wrote:LMFAO!
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Post by iggys-amsoil »

:lmao:
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Post by Justin B »

:D :D
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