Home Run Derby Tonight!!

[AlisoBob]

Heres the betting form , from my party!

2008 Home Run Derby Wagering Form!!!

How many times will Chris Berman:
Say….“Back” as in “Back-Back-Back”? _____

Say “He hit that to Brooklyn”-Shea Stadium-The Polo Grounds-Laguardia,or some other NY landmark? ________

Wonders how “Babe Ruth would have performed in a Home Run Derby”? __________

Mentions the Statue of Liberty and/or The Empire State Building? ___________

Mentions “9/11” __________

How many times will Joe Morgan……………
Mention that he led off the 1977 All-Star Game at Yankee Stadium with a Home Run? ___________

Will they show Video? How many times? ___________

Mention that Dusty Baker isn’t in the Home Run Derby booth? ___________

There are no Dominicans in the Derby this season? __________

Will either: ( If “Y”, indicate the number of times.)
Mention this is the last season at Yankee Stadium? ________

Mention “The House that Ruth Built“? ________

Mention The Yankees’ 26 Championships? ________

Mention this is the first Home Run Derby at Yankee Stadium. ________

Mention that Alex Rodriguez isn’t participating? _______

Mention Josh Hamilton’s recovery from addiction? _______

Mention that Ryan Braun is the only Jew in the derby? ________

Mention that Justin Morneau is the only Canadian? ________

Put up a picture of Evan Longoria next to a picture of Eva Longoria? ________


BATTING

Winner American League _________________ Number H/R’s ______
National League _________________ Number H/R’s ______

Overall Winner_________________________
How many in Monument Park? ________
How many Broken Bats? ________
How many 2nd Deck? ________
How Many 3rd Deck? ________

[Ported&Polished]

It's about to start, hope it's worth watching. Betting would make it less dull, previous years have been a snooze fest. And I bet he says something about hitting one to Houston, and hitting one to St. Louis.

[Ported&Polished]

So Berman mentioned Joe Morgans home run, and mentioned "Staton Island" so there you are. But who the fawk is this sob that says some shit about "all these whiteys, it looks like a Kiwanis club meeting, where are all the latins and blacks?" Then he comes on and says some shit about the home run leader being a heroin addict, and says it's a hell of a night to be an athiest. Someone in charge needs to grab that pos by the throat and fire his ass! What a dirt bag, this is baseball, a wholesum sport trying to distance it'self from garbage like that.

[teemtrubble]

You believe that fukin guy what a POS!