4, you can remember your friends name.
6, you dont crap in your pants.
14, you get laid once in awhile.
16, you can drive.
20, you hold a good job
40, you make $100k a year.
60, you hold a good job
70, you can drive
80, you get laid once in a while
85, you dont crap in your pants
90, you can remember your friends name.
If your 40, its all downhill from here.

"the game of life of is not so much in holding a good hand as playing a poor hand well"