Oh my God why couldn't something like that have happened to me! Sex and booze with my hot teacher.....
"Well Mr. Ryan as usual it comes down to the wire weather you can play football this year because of your poor grades, your awful lucky Mrs. Shafer gave you an A in anatomy class or your grades would be below the required 2.0"
"I understand Mr. Simons, I am lucky, I really enjoy anatomy and Mrs. Shafer is a great teacher. I wish I had more teachers willing to go that extra mile to really help me learn and understand the course material"
This also goes to show we are underpaying our teachers, if she was making more than 26g a year she would have had the money for a motel room and they would not have been caught.....lucky ass kid. He probably won't even get busted for drinking because he was a "victim" I was graduated from H.S. and out of my parents house before my 18th birthday, buying beer from any liquor store owned by asian's....my beard threw them off...probably why I wasn't getting laid too.
Natural selection favors Smart people, so nature selects morons to be slow and dumb for tigers and stuff too eat. But in our modern world there just aren't enough tigers.