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This just in......The Department of Homeland Security
End-of-Year Statistics on Airport Screening
Transvestites……………………133
Hernias………………………...1,485
Needle Dicks...............2,486
Hemorrhoid Cases……………3,172
Enlarged Prostates……………8,249
Forest Thick Muffs............18.871
Breast Implants………………59,351
Natural Blondes…………..………..3
Number of Terrorist Plots Discovered………
Fukin' ZERO
End-of-Year Statistics on Airport Screening
Transvestites……………………133
Hernias………………………...1,485
Needle Dicks...............2,486
Hemorrhoid Cases……………3,172
Enlarged Prostates……………8,249
Forest Thick Muffs............18.871
Breast Implants………………59,351
Natural Blondes…………..………..3
Number of Terrorist Plots Discovered………
Fukin' ZERO
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If "muff" wasn't gender specific I would add one there too. I can't believe with such high amazon muff numbers I was never able to capture one myself. It has left me with a serious muff fetish. So many landing strips and smooth patches, I believe those numbers may be from foreign tourists, or a regional thing because you certainly can't find one in the California bar scene.
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