So I'm sitting on the couch getting ready to leave on Sunday morning and the phone starts ringing.
I figure it's
1 NRA ? NOPE
2 National Republican committee? NOPE
3 North American hunting club? NOPE
4 Bill collector ? Fuck No
Some jackass telling my wife she is eligible for a FREE body scan. With the passage of the health care bills passage all we need is for you to answer a few questions;
So they start asking a few bullshit questions,
How old are you ?
Do you currently have health care?
Do you smoke?
Blah Blah Blah
Than the Bomb Drops, you currently have CANCER?
Answer, No. But I did.
Pause.................................
She came back with " I'm sorry but you don't qualify for this program"
Thanks Good bye!!
So let me get this straight, If you've been diagnosed with an illness you can't get a free scan to see how your doing but if you don't need it they will give it to you for free.
Douche Bags !!!!!!!!
Oh, I can't wait for this thing to go full bore.