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Men's Fairytale
Posted: August 20th, 2010, 2:49 pm
by hoofarted
A Fairytale for men...
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess....
'Will you marry me?'
The Princess said, 'NO !!!
And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and drank beer and coffee and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted..
The end
Posted: August 20th, 2010, 2:50 pm
by dannygraves
Posted: August 20th, 2010, 2:59 pm
by Roostius_Maximus
u missed the part about the princess stil coming arround to clean the castle while the prince was out with her younger sister
Posted: August 20th, 2010, 3:47 pm
by Tharrell
Crap, that's me now!
However, in my story the princess said yes and then took everything I had.
You guys that put up with panty stains, menstrual cycles, bitchy moods and massive credit card debt are my heroes.
I gotta give it to ya, you the man. whoever the hell you are.
Posted: August 20th, 2010, 3:53 pm
by AlisoBob
Roostius_Maximus wrote:u missed the part about the princess stil coming arround to clean the castle while the prince was out with her younger sister
And the younger sister works at a liquor store m-F, and a sex toy shop on the weekends.
Posted: August 20th, 2010, 3:55 pm
by Roostius_Maximus
Posted: October 13th, 2010, 6:47 pm
by iggys-amsoil
Posted: October 14th, 2010, 10:49 am
by lewisclan
nice
Posted: October 15th, 2010, 4:34 am
by Tharrell
Iggy, that was funny as hell!
I passed that one on for sure!
Posted: October 25th, 2010, 2:49 pm
by kdizzle
iggys-amsoil wrote:
Need to buy that man a beer... My trailer will have that as well.
