County Fair
County Fair
My wife and I went to the county fair last weekend. The first exibit we came across was about breeding large livestock.... This was the first bull's pen, it had a sign that stated " THIS BULL WAS BRED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR". My wife playfully nudged me, winked, and said that beat your average last year.
We came across the second pen, its sign said " THIS BULL BRED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR" My wife painfully elbowed me in the ribs, and stated that I could learn a thing ot two from this bull.
The last pen's sign read, "THIS BULL BRED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR". My wifes eyes nearly popped out, and I saw her knees slightly buckle as she whispered ".... thats EVERY day.... you could definatly learn something from this one!!"
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I told my wife... " If you could speak to the last bull, I can tell you with the upmost of certinity... he would say that HE HASNT BEEN FUCKING THE SAME OLD COW EVERYDAY, now has he?"
The doctor told me I really dont need a spleen, my condition has been upgraded from critical, to guarded, and I should eventually make a full recovery.
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother,
"Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!"
Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut."
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked, "Really small, was it?"
Sally replied, "No... salty."
Mom fainted.
"Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!"
Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut."
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked, "Really small, was it?"
Sally replied, "No... salty."
Mom fainted.
Last edited by CR500R7 on February 27th, 2010, 12:43 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Jack Schitt
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DIE FIRST, worry about it later!
DON'T talk about it, Just DO IT!
When in doubt, GO FLAT OUT!
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2007 CR250R7 - SOLD
Wife and Daughter - Left Aug 17 - 2010
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