BE PATRIOTIC
Posted: August 13th, 2009, 5:55 pm
DON'T FORGET ABOUT THIS SATURDAY!
Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to
see any woman other than his wife naked. He must
commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM
Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk
out of their house completely naked to help weed out
any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for
one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs
in front of their house to prove they are not
Muslims, and to demonstrate they think it's okay
to see nude women other than their wife, and to show
support for all American women. Since Islam
also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at
your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim
sentiment. The American government appreciates your
efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your
participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to
see any woman other than his wife naked. He must
commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM
Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk
out of their house completely naked to help weed out
any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for
one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs
in front of their house to prove they are not
Muslims, and to demonstrate they think it's okay
to see nude women other than their wife, and to show
support for all American women. Since Islam
also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at
your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim
sentiment. The American government appreciates your
efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your
participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
