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Just had to! Brits version of Lingerie
Posted: May 17th, 2009, 4:36 am
by CR500R7
One mourning brit wakes up and decides hes going to buy his wife a present.
Brit gets ready and leaves for work.
During his lunch break he goes shopping for a gift, then he returns to work.
At the end of the day he goes home,
Brit; Honey Im home and Ive got a present for you.
Wife; Thanks sweetheart, what is it.
Brit; Open it and find out.
Wife; What do you expect me to do with this.
Brit; Wear it honey.
Wife; And where do you expect me to wear this.
Brit; To bed honey.
Wife; What possible reason would I have to wear this to bed.
Brit; It will keep you warm honey.
Wife; Where did you get this.
Brit; From the abbatoirs
Wife; You SICK TWISTED PERVERTED man!!!! I am not wearing a sheep skin to bed just so you can pretend your still on a sheep farm!
Besides it smells like you do after a night out.
Sorry Britincali I couldn't help my self , if you find this offensive P.M me and I will delete this A.S.A.P.
Posted: May 17th, 2009, 9:50 am
by AlisoBob
Delete??? I just made it a sticky!!!
What most guys find sexy.....
Little Bo Peep
What Brit finds sexy
Posted: May 17th, 2009, 9:55 am
by pstoffers
Posted: May 17th, 2009, 11:47 am
by sabreguy
pstoffers wrote:
X2
Posted: May 17th, 2009, 1:52 pm
by Travis
Perfect place for the new brit smiley:
Posted: May 19th, 2009, 4:15 am
by CR500R7
Posted: May 19th, 2009, 8:41 am
by TheSandMan
Posted: May 19th, 2009, 9:45 am
by Travis
Posted: May 19th, 2009, 1:12 pm
by AlisoBob
Travis wrote: You have to go back several moths to where Bob banned Brits Avatar to really understand the gravity of the Brit+Sheep thing. Still pretty friggin funny.
The Sheep rapist wasnt funny......
Brit should repost that in wally world where he should have in the first place.
Posted: May 19th, 2009, 4:42 pm
by britincali
Posted: May 19th, 2009, 5:06 pm
by AlisoBob
No dumbass....... Your avatar here of the "Sheep Rapist" dude....sticking his tongue down the real sheeps throat.
Posted: May 19th, 2009, 9:06 pm
by Travis
What I thought was funny was the fact that Brit got banned from the Banned Site. Takes quite a skill IMO.
I think he even lost the Junk Yard forum name for the sheep or goat make out pic. I remember the excuse was the guys on the Lightning or Harley truck forum loved it...
Am I right Brit?
Posted: May 19th, 2009, 9:28 pm
by AlisoBob
Brit was never banned..... he quit.
Posted: May 20th, 2009, 6:09 am
by CR500R7
Travis the new Brit smiley is what started the joke for me.
Posted: May 20th, 2009, 6:47 am
by Travis
AlisoBob wrote:Brit was never banned..... he quit.
I know. He just quit because that animal lover avatar was banned right? He hasn't posted like he used to since. I think it has something to do with the new job though. Sorry to bring that back up Bob but I get tickled thinking about it. You guys have to be pretty close because you called it. He would be back even without the avatar. Did that change your friendship? I am just asking becuase it shouldn't have.
Posted: May 20th, 2009, 9:23 am
by britincali
AlisoBob wrote:Brit was never banned..... he quit.
Ummmmmmm,,,,,,...........
When you cant log in anymore aint that the same as being banned?
Posted: May 20th, 2009, 8:13 pm
by Travis
britincali wrote:AlisoBob wrote:Brit was never banned..... he quit.
Ummmmmmm,,,,,,...........
When you cant log in anymore aint that the same as being banned?
HAHA Bob really did Ban you. That is way too funny!!! At least it was only a sort of suspension because your back.
Posted: May 20th, 2009, 10:09 pm
by AlisoBob
britincali wrote:
When you cant log in anymore aint that the same as being banned?
You were locked out for 10 minutes until you picked up the phone...
Tox has locked you out for longer than that....
Posted: May 21st, 2009, 8:20 am
by Travis
I just realized when you quote Brit that it uses that smiley. That makes it even funnier than before.
Posted: May 21st, 2009, 5:35 pm
by sabreguy
Posted: May 23rd, 2009, 7:55 am
by CR500R7
This place wouldn't be half as funny without Brit oh sorry I mean britincali britincali britincali
Sorry man couldn't help myself.
man.