The Army Chief of Staff takes them to Fort Hood, where he says to a young soldier "Soldier! Go stand in front of that tank and stop it with your bare hands!" The soldier says "Yes, sir!" stands in front of a moving M1 and SPLAT... The generals and admirals nod and say "yeah, that's brave and courageous..."
The Chief of Naval Operations says "that's nothing" and takes them all to Norfolk, where he says to a young sailor "Sailor! Go stop the propeller of that aircraft carrier, with your bare hands!" The sailor says "Aye, aye, Sir!" and loses both arms in the process. The generals and admirals say "yeah, that's brave and courageous, all right..."
The Commandant of the Marine Corps says "that's nothing!" and takes them all to Camp Lejeune, where says to a young Marine "Marine! Go charge that position at the top of the hill, running through that minefield!" The Marine says "Oooo-rah!!" runs up the minefield and kaboom... blown to bits The generals and admirals say "yeah, now THAT was brave and courageous!!!"
The Chief of Staff of the Air Force says "that's nothing!" and takes them to Langley where he says to a young crew chief "Airman!! Get that F-15 ready, I wanna go fly in 10 minutes!"
Scott Lomas looks at him and says "Go fuck yourself, general!"
Everyone nods and says "Wow....... THAT takes real balls!"
"the game of life of is not so much in holding a good hand as playing a poor hand well"