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THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD..................................


I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

I bought a toaster oven, and my free gift was a bank.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America ..

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

They renamed Wall Street, "Wal-Mart Street ."

When Bill and Hillary travel together,
they now have to share a room.

And finally, I was so depressed last night thinking
about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social
Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide
Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I
told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and
asked if I could drive a truck.

Very good

I got a great re'sume today that shows where the job market is...

I'll post it when I hit the office in the morning....

I told one of the sales manager to go fuck himself multiple times this morning then had a closed door meeting with the VP of the entire group and told him he has brain dead monkeys working for him and I was done, either I get a transfer or I quit.

We'll see how this pans out ......

britincali wrote:I told one of the sales manager to go fuck himself multiple times this morning then had a closed door meeting with the VP of the entire group and told him he has brain dead monkeys working for him and I was done, either I get a transfer or I quit.

We'll see how this pans out ......

We need an avatar for really big balls.

Thanks! I needed a good laugh.

homenf wrote:Thanks! I needed a good laugh.

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I saw your ad and thought to respond. My name is Ron. I have been a finish carpenter since 1989. I have a real bad back as a result, but need to work on a limited basis to stay afloat. If you can use a helper a couple, three days a week here and there I might be able to assist you with your work when needed. I would be willing to meet with you on the job and work along side someone, but not haul around tools , heavy materials and work alone. My days of working alone and busting my ass are behind me. I am a good worker, just not willing to do the work of two men. Hope to hear back. Ron (949) 355-XXXX


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Linda XXXX
XXXXX
Orange, Ca. 92869
714-394-XXXX

Hello, Yes I would like more info and the opportunity to apply and interview with your company.
I have 20 years working experience in construction as a Journeyman Carpenter I have a 2006 F-150 (truck) with tool box, ladder rack hand tools, power tools, ladders and know how to use them, working on scaffolding is fine, I have worked on heights and scaffolding projects like the downtown Ronald Reagan Court House 7 or more stories up, bridge projects of over 320 feet and so on.
Installing shutters, columns as pilasters sounds like work I can perform
Please call me so we can arrange a time to meet !!

714-394-XXXX
47YearOldMomLooks27@XXXXX.com

I say you respond to both, with an address and time to meet.
Have that stud of a Ron and hot to trott Linda meet at the same table, sit accross the room and see how things go down.

Roostius_Maximus wrote:I say you respond to both, with an address and time to meet.
Have that stud of a Ron and hot to trott Linda meet at the same table, sit accross the room and see how things go down.

Excellent Idea!

Well today 3 salespeople got launched and one desk guy is apparently getting capped sometime this week, we'll see what comes of my little meltdown.......

Obama hates you...... Your spoiling his chances at re-election....

Unemployment in Barstow just went up 5%

Unemployment in victorville

Meltdown continued and it got to the point where I brought a box to work to pack my shit yesterday.

1 hr meeting with the GM and a 1 hr meeting with my director and boom bigtime raise

3 finance guys are getting launched and im one of a team of 4 who are going to be typing the deals for all 3 stores on this side of the freeway, so im now a kia/honda/nissan finance person

Should be about a 50% pay increase

Meltdowns work

Shoulda held out for more weekend time off so you could go ridin'

Im gonna get every 4th or 5th weekend off fri-sat-sun

Nice...squeeky wheel gets the grease.

Now you make so much money leaving back to England should be out of the question. Sounds like I will have the chance to buy my next car from you and run you over in the dunes again.

Nah im still bailing, it'll just mean more money saved, corvette paid off and going with me and probably another watch

Your going to get home, and instantly be reminded how slow and backwards everything is..... along with the Vette.... take allot of weed.

AlisoBob wrote:Your going to get home, and instantly be reminded how slow and backwards everything is.....

Thats the only REALLY scarey thing, I figure we can just go travel around europe when it gets to us.