From another web site; thought it would go well here:
Just for fun, this reflects the status the magic 500 has achieved IMO
rocket propelled tractor... i like that!
Antisocial bad ass machine
dirt bike with a serious psycological disorder
4 poker with a serious attitude problem
Evil, evil machine that wants to kill, the rider is its prey, not the competition
Like a thumper with PMT that lasts forever
A Unicyle with 2 wheels
A CR450f on mind bending drugs.. every one you can think of, at the same time
The ultimate Grin factory
The tool of the derranged hooligan
and on the jumps???
The concorde
Proof that without wings you CAN fly
Some quotes
"God didn't create mountains and valleys, the CR500 did"
"Jesus Rode a harley, because he was scared of the CR500"
"If you can't wheelie a CR500 it's pipe and slippers time"
"The CR500's front wheel is more commonly referred to as 'the landing gear'"
"On the spec sheet the CR500's horsepower is listed as 'plenty'"
"Performance upgrades for the CR500 can be found towards the rear of the shop next to the nooses and cyanide capsules"
"The Road legal CR500 is the fastest way to be hated by everyone on the road, but you'll like it"
"The CR500, disrespect it and you will go through the pearly gates upside down on fire.. "
"The CR500 is evil, it'll make you evil, you will like it"
"Has chuck norriss ever ridden a CR500? Enough said"
Addressing the survival of the legendary CR500!