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AlisoBob wrote:I had 6 soma's and two beers the other night.... Watched Mythbusters...

...nothin.

Then you should try my regular prescription, Ultram! Makes ya week in the knees. BTW Bob- I'll return yer call later this evening, heading to the ranch in a couple hours.


Jas.....................................................................................................

Long story shortend . pretty much what brit and team dns said. EXCEPT i did the water jump and lived to tell about it. crashed leaving the mx park(dam sand). went down hard and took awile to get it back toghter. got passed by everyone(even the little girl and her dad). finished the race and headed back to camp sore and broken but happy to survive it. And now in my defense: yes it was 11:30 AM but after a soma, alot of beer and 3 jager shots(and an accidental hit of one of brits special fags). I sure made it in alot of pics though. It was a good time and it was great to meet team dns(thanks for the somas and the jager) and red rocket(thanks for helping me get my #'s on). Yah so to recap, im poor now, have a broken collar bone, meet some cool people, helped out some cool people and cant wait to do it again. hope to meet some more hoons

arley im ready for round 2..............dirtbikes, beer, jager, pills, wacky tabacky and friends to make fun of and roost on...cant get any better. lets see if we can pass out by 10AM next time!

teamdns wrote:arley im ready for round 2..............dirtbikes, beer, jager, pills, wacky tabacky and friends to make fun of and roost on...cant get any better. lets see if we can pass out by 10AM next time!

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im hopen next time i dont crash so bad and im gonna make it till 10 am the next morning!

Results are being posted...

http://desertvipersmc.com/adelanto/results.shtml


Non of our classes are up yet

Looks like in the team race Swarm Global took 50th overall and 9th in class. They had a good crash and then the course workers wouldn't let them back on the track. In the amature team race they took 40th overall and 31st in class.

Results are in biatches!!!!


Unclassified....

Redrocket came 171
I came 181
Arlen came 189
Teamdns came 201

Out of 211 finishers

Open class

I came in 205 and 86th in my class

Out of 214 finishers

Looks like Kyle from Swarm took 5th in the open pro class on Sunday while Corey took 21st in class and 50th overall.

Hey Brit we need to pick it up a little next year and get a full 3 laps in during the Unclassified race....assuming I have a bigger tank on the bike!!!

Just looked at Sunday's old school race...won by a guy on a 70's Yamaha and he got four laps in.

The vintage class runs a shorter course, I think its only 3 or 4 miles long.


I couldnt find you on the second race you did on sat, did you not finish?

Ran out of gas on the 3rd lap. Snuck back on a borrowed Quad to get a refill and you guys were too wasted to notice!

Yah i did'nt finish last. Not a bad spot considering getting hurt and the fact 300 other people did'nt even finish

Brit if you would have quit smoking and drinking a couple months before instead of the day of the race you might have finished better.Just given ya shit at least you went good job.

Shout out for for bud and arch-sandbagger Tony Linehan who I met and raced with last year in GFI and at Day in the Dirt. Trophied with 3rd in 40+ Beginner and 51st overall. He passed me looking very smooth in the whoops on the last lap, so I say "move him up!". He is riding a CRF450R so we need to get him into the light, too.

zorak-2 wrote:Brit if you would have quit smoking and drinking a couple months before instead of the day of the race you might have finished better.Just given ya shit at least you went good job.

Dude I din't quit shit

I had 3 beers and a smoke on the start line before both races

Nice!

britincali wrote:

zorak-2 wrote:Brit if you would have quit smoking and drinking a couple months before instead of the day of the race you might have finished better.Just given ya shit at least you went good job.

Dude I din't quit shit

I had 3 beers and a smoke on the start line before both races

Maybe if you didn't have those 3 beers and that smoke you might have picked up one more spot .

zorak-2 wrote:

britincali wrote:

zorak-2 wrote:Brit if you would have quit smoking and drinking a couple months before instead of the day of the race you might have finished better.Just given ya shit at least you went good job.

Dude I din't quit shit

I had 3 beers and a smoke on the start line before both races

Maybe if you didn't have those 3 beers and that smoke you might have picked up one more spot .

I doubt it. You ever heard the term "Liquid Courage"?

MojoScojo wrote:
I doubt it. You ever heard the term "Liquid Courage"?

Through extensive scientific reserch Ive found that 3 beers is perfect, 2 is not enough and if I hit 4 I have to have #5 and then bad wrecks happen.

3 is the magic number for me

britincali wrote:

MojoScojo wrote:I doubt it. You ever heard the term "Liquid Courage"?

... that 3 is perfect, 2 is not enough and .....
3 is the magic number for me

I cant touch weed before riding, I end up all paranoid and scared hitting whoops in 1st at 10mph

The doobidge is strictly for the post ride BS session

britincali wrote:I cant touch weed before riding, I end up all paranoid and scared hitting whoops in 1st at 10mph

The doobidge is strictly for the post ride BS session

Gotta medicate the cataracts.

1st gear at 10mph is how you hit them with out the smoke. Quit makin excuses.

More pics here -> http://www.panicrev.org/clips.htm