Very, Very Short Books......

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Very, Very Short Books......

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The
Worlds Shortest Books

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NEGROS I'VE MET WHILE YACHTING IN THE HAMPTONS


        By Tiger Woods


       
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  THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY


  By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.

 
  Illustrated  by Michael Moore


       
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    MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER  KATRINA


  By  Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton


       
_______________________________________


   
    THINGS I  LOVE ABOUT BILL


   
    By  Hillary Clinton


     
  ________________________________

     
  Sequel:

       THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY


        By Bill  Clinton


       
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  MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE


   
    By  Britincali


     
  ___________________________________


   
    THINGS I  CANNOT AFFORD


   
    By Bill Gates


       
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  THINGS I  WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY


   
    By Dennis Rodman

       
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  THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE


     
  By Al Gore & John Kerry


     
  _____________________________________




 
      AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

{Ghostwritten} by Amelia Earhart


       
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  A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES


   
    By Dr. J.. Kevorkian


     
  __________________________________




 
      ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE
......


        By Ellen de Generes
& Rosie O'Donnel


       
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    GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE


   
    By Mike Tyson


       
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    THE AMISH  PHONE DIRECTORY

   
   
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MY PLAN, TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS!!!!!!


        By O. J.
Simpson

       
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES


 
      By Ted Kennedy

       
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  MY BOOK OF MORALS


        By
Bill Clinton with introduction


       
By the Rev. Jesse Jackson

       

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      AND, JUST ADDED:


     
  Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!


 
      By Nancy  Pelosi
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:rotfl:
Brit must be gay because he always says hes gonna have a fag
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MEEKNESS



By Robert Higginson
Coolness list by 90cr500guy

Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Jack Schitt
DIE FIRST, worry about it later!
DON'T talk about it, Just DO IT!
When in doubt, GO FLAT OUT!
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arleybeer40 wrote::rotfl:
X2
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Post by lewisclan »

Thats some good shit there Boys :cool:
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Post by britincali »

Life as a dwarf

By J Lewis
Coolness list by 90cr500guy

Bob's = 50/50
Cepek = cool
Solidbro = cool
Brit = loser
Stoffer = 1 up from Brit
MFDB = cool
Danny = ok
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