Bob and Brit

Exnav · Post by **Exnav** » May 28th, 2009, 10:05 am

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to Brit at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

Brit looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

Brit replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as Brit placed his money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

Brit was very upset, but willingly handed his $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump."

Brit replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."

Bob took the money...

Post by **AlisoBob** » May 28th, 2009, 10:09 am

Exnav wrote:
Brit replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."

That is TOTALLY Brit!!!!!!!!!!

Hellbear · Post by **Hellbear** » May 28th, 2009, 10:22 am

xtremeslide · Post by **xtremeslide** » May 28th, 2009, 10:30 am

JBaze · Post by **JBaze** » May 28th, 2009, 10:30 am

Post by **AlisoBob** » May 28th, 2009, 10:48 am

Post by **MojoScojo** » May 28th, 2009, 11:19 am

Exnav wrote:Bob, a handsome dude

Noser

Exnav · Post by **Exnav** » May 28th, 2009, 11:53 am

Post by **AlisoBob** » May 28th, 2009, 12:45 pm

MojoScojo wrote:
Exnav wrote:Bob, a handsome dude
Noser

Compared to Brit, I'm fukin' Brat Pitt!!!!

Post by **MojoScojo** » May 28th, 2009, 12:53 pm

AlisoBob wrote:Compared to Brit, I'm fukin' Brat Pitt!!!!

You're doin what to who?!?!

Well, at least you got the "Brat" part right.

britincali · Post by **britincali** » May 28th, 2009, 2:17 pm

Now thats fukin funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post by **AlisoBob** » May 28th, 2009, 2:27 pm

britincali wrote:Now thats fukin funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, why dont you fukin man up, and post those Papa's n' Beers photos....

I'll repost my Mexican Pirate Ship video, where I fuk a sombrero and kick Tequila all over my family....

OK fukers... Laff your ass's off on this one.

Note:

1. I'm pretty trashed. So was my wife appearantly, for filming it all sideways...

2. I lost the Mexican National vote when I impregnated their beloved sombreo.

3. When mounting the mast, I kicked about 6 mixed drinks all over my wife and kids... Did I even blink? Hell No!

ENJOY!!

http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=5z2sl5z

britincali · Post by **britincali** » May 28th, 2009, 2:38 pm

Mexico is a bad bad place..........

lewisclan · Post by **lewisclan** » May 28th, 2009, 5:05 pm

JBaze · Post by **JBaze** » May 28th, 2009, 5:24 pm

Fuck Bob, you should make people pay to see that shit!

I didn't know your voice went that high man!

dannygraves · Post by **dannygraves** » May 28th, 2009, 9:25 pm

dude, I forgot about that vid... shit man, I'm in tears!
Brit, where is that pic dude?

CR500R7 · Post by **CR500R7** » May 29th, 2009, 7:27 am

Post by **AlisoBob** » May 29th, 2009, 7:31 am

dannygraves wrote: Brit, where is that pic dude?

Post it up!!!!!

Post by **AlisoBob** » May 29th, 2009, 8:09 am

Tox told the dog to "....go get your bone."

Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhaahahahhahahahhahahahah

CR500R7 · Post by **CR500R7** » May 29th, 2009, 8:15 am

The poor dog has no idea where thats been.

Post by **AlisoBob** » May 29th, 2009, 8:24 am

CR500R7 wrote: The poor dog has no idea where thats been.

He does look kinda' worried....

pstoffers · Post by **pstoffers** » May 29th, 2009, 8:25 am

AlisoBob wrote:
CR500R7 wrote: The poor dog has no idea where thats been.
He does look kinda' worried....

BannedCR500Riders.com

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