Another Brit Joke

[AlisoBob]

GORILLA AND Britincali

A small zoo in West Texas obtained a very rare species of gorilla.

Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Britincali, a confused part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Britincali, , like most of the Queens subjects, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.

The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution and he was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?

Brit showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under four conditions:

"First", Brit said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips."
The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

"Second", he said, "She must wear a 'Harley / Lightning Trucks Forever' T-Shirt."
The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

"Third", he said, "you can't never tell no one about this."
The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

"And last," Chris said, "You gotta give me another week or so to come up with the $500.00.

[Exnav]

[pstoffers]

[dannygraves]

[Hellbear]

[sabreguy]

[CR500R7]

Brit you really need to get out more

[britincali]

[iggys-amsoil]

Pimp my Brit!

[AlisoBob]

[CR500R7]

We are so lucky Brit has a sense of humor otherwise this shit would be distressing for him