Three women.......

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Nodge
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Three women.......

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> Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one en-
> gaged to be married, and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work.
> The conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their sex
> lives.
>
> After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men by engaging in
> some S&M role playing.
>
> The following week they met up again to com pare notes.

> Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, 'Last Friday at the
> end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather
> coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped o ut of it and all I
> had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so
> aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk right then and
> there!'
>
> The engaged woman giggled and said, 'That's pretty much my story! When my
> fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask,
> leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we
> not only had sex all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!
>
> The married woman put her glass down and said, 'I did a lot of planning. I
> made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long
> scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight
> leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch
> stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home
> from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey,
> Batman, what's for dinner!?
Yah, I'm from Saskatchetoon!

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Thats funny. :lol:
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