Ever had to teach/train a girl to kiss, etc?

[M.F.D.B.]

Hey, if it makes you feel taller or like more of a man then stick with it. I have just never needed to compensate for anything like that.

Nor have I...I dont want to feel any taller either, im already 6'4"...

I'm a redneck. I don't like queers or agree with their lifestyle but unless it affects me directly, I really don't care where they are or what they do.

Agreed...

The way I was raised, we have other ways of dealing with stuff like this. Next time I head to Vegas we should have a drink. Or if you end up in Central Oregon, let me know.

Ill bet money you will end up in Vegas long before I end up in Oregon, drop me a line and try to bring a bike...

[solow32]

Ill bet money you will end up in Vegas long before I end up in Oregon, drop me a line and try to bring a bike...

Maybe, but I hate Vegas so I don't have any plans to get down there anytime soon.

[M.F.D.B.]

That makes two of us...

[Scarlet]

Hmmmm...Interesting topic here. Okay, coming from a Honey I'm telling you the sweet girl will never be what you want. Dream on boys-Just like you cant change a man, you cant make a good kisser. Either she has it or she doesnt. So if good moral qualities are what your looking for, fine shes great. But if your looking for fireworks in bed, this one is gonna fizzle. Either your a natural hot-blooded woman or your not, end of story.

[M.F.D.B.]

Either your a natural hot-blooded woman or your not, end of story.

So what are your stats??

[Scarlet]

Either your a natural hot-blooded woman or your not, end of story.

So what are your stats??

Hon, I'd set your hair on fire. (rolls eyes) You want a woman that gives you sexual meltdown, you better learn to put on the heat. Maybe your pilot went out? Bwahahahahahaha

[M.F.D.B.]

Maybe your pilot went out? Bwahahahahahaha

Not me baby, my hair color proves it...

[dannygraves]

Either your a natural hot-blooded woman or your not, end of story.

So what are your stats??

Hon, I'd set your hair on fire. (rolls eyes) You want a woman that gives you sexual meltdown, you better learn to put on the heat. Maybe your pilot went out? Bwahahahahahaha

LOL NNIIIICCCEE!!!

[Scarlet]

[quote=Not me baby, my hair color proves it... [/quote]

Just proves I set your hair on fire...LMAO

[Scarlet]

There's a saying: Your only as good as the one teaching you...

[AlisoBob]

What every man wants:

1. Bedroom= Slutty and Enthusiastic

2. Mom = Supernanny

3. Friend = " One of the Guys"

4. Kitchen = Emeril

5. Home = Fortune 500 C.F.O.

6. Sports = "30 Second" Board Girl

7. Talents = Sing like Sarah Mclachlan to me, on a hot summer day, while we swing in a hammock down by the stream.

8. Appearance = MaryAnn / Not Ginger


What else describes the perfect wife?

[iggys-amsoil]

What every man wants:

6. Sports = Laker Hottie OUT 30 second board girl IN

Fixed it.

[AlisoBob]

Good insight Igg!

Combine that with #1!

[M.F.D.B.]

There's a saying: Your only as good as the one teaching you...

True dat...

[AlisoBob]

I like... "You cant tickle yourself...."

[M.F.D.B.]

[AlisoBob]

http://video.tinypic.com/player.php?v=4t6b4fb

dumb bitches.......

[M.F.D.B.]

You stole my shit!! HAHAHA

[dannygraves]

You stole my shit!! HAHAHA

Yeah, I know, you e-mailed that one out early today!!!
Oh, BTW, your e-mail refused a really good video about boobs, so I'm going to put it on my hosting space and send you a link

[M.F.D.B.]

Like I always say, when at first you dont succeed, try try again!! HAHA