My BEST friend jacked me over
My BEST friend jacked me over
My BEST friend jacked me over
This guy (G) walks into a bar says "Give me a triple shot of Scotch".
Bartender (B) says "Damm dude, bad day at the office"?
G: Hell Yes! and it got worse when I got home!
B: What happened?
G: I walked in on my Wife and Best friend screwing in MY bed.
B: What'd you do??
G: I told my Wife to get the FUCK OUT and NEVER COME BACK!!!!! HIT THE FUCKING BRICKS BITCH!!!!
B: What'd you do to your buddy?
G: Nothing, not a damm thing, he's my buddy!
B: Did you at least bitch him out??
G: Oh yea, I gave him a piece of my mind.
B: Well what the hell did you say????
G: I jumped his shit........
I told him: bad dog!!!!! you know you're not suppose to get on the bed!!!!!!
This guy (G) walks into a bar says "Give me a triple shot of Scotch".
Bartender (B) says "Damm dude, bad day at the office"?
G: Hell Yes! and it got worse when I got home!
B: What happened?
G: I walked in on my Wife and Best friend screwing in MY bed.
B: What'd you do??
G: I told my Wife to get the FUCK OUT and NEVER COME BACK!!!!! HIT THE FUCKING BRICKS BITCH!!!!
B: What'd you do to your buddy?
G: Nothing, not a damm thing, he's my buddy!
B: Did you at least bitch him out??
G: Oh yea, I gave him a piece of my mind.
B: Well what the hell did you say????
G: I jumped his shit........
I told him: bad dog!!!!! you know you're not suppose to get on the bed!!!!!!
KX & CR 500 Rider
Reminds me of National Lampoon's Dirty Movie:
A guy sitting at a bar is shaking his head looking down and says, "I'm going to loose my license.".
Bartender asks why.
Guy: I fucked three of my patients
Bartender: I wouldn't worry about it. My brother screws his patients all of the time.
Guy: Is he a Veterinarian too?
A guy sitting at a bar is shaking his head looking down and says, "I'm going to loose my license.".
Bartender asks why.
Guy: I fucked three of my patients
Bartender: I wouldn't worry about it. My brother screws his patients all of the time.
Guy: Is he a Veterinarian too?
'87 CR500R / (2) '01 CR500R / '02 MPS CR500R AF / '06 XR650R / '06 XR650L / '01 XR400R / '01 FLHTCUI / '04 CRF 450R / '84 CR500R / '89 Transalp /'05 CRF450X / '02 XR200R
Jay Birdsong
Don't you know about the Bird?
Jay Birdsong
Don't you know about the Bird?
- NightBiker07
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- NightBiker07
- Posts: 1942
- Joined: April 16th, 2008, 8:59 pm
- Location: USA
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No longer have a CR500.
07 Yamaha YZ250, 17 Husqvarna 701 Enduro
Get on with riding or get on with dying.
https://www.youtube.com/mojoscojo
07 Yamaha YZ250, 17 Husqvarna 701 Enduro
Get on with riding or get on with dying.
https://www.youtube.com/mojoscojo