Worst bike related injury? This is mine right now.

Use some common sense ....
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Worst bike related injury? This is mine right now.

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Internal Urethrotomy!!!

Urethral stricture (restriction) from scar tissue building up. This is my second go at this. Mountain biking/dirtbikes did this to me and no dude is safe from it. Smashed it once hard when I was around 15, pissed blood for days. Eventually gets to the point you can barely piss.

First, you get a camera up your dong, then they go in with a laser and blast all the scar tissue away. You wake up with a 3/8" diameter latex hose hanging out of your willy and there's no way to explain what this feels like. When you move the wrong way at night and it get pulled on, it's like having a rifle bore brush twisted into you. I've had broken bones and i'll gladly take that over this.

The catheter has to stay in for about 5 days of suffering.

#1-Constantly feeling like you're gonna piss your pants-because the balloon inflated in your bladder puts pressure on it.
#2-Being afraid to move because of the shooting pain through your dong
#3-Surfing internet porn is not an option for obvious reasons-there goes an easy method of wasting a week away hahahhaa
#4-mucous and scar tissue/blood oozing out the tip that has to be cleaned all the time or it dries up and feels like a rat tail file
#5-Get a small leg bag for when you're out on the town-yeah right, and a bigger 2L one for overnight.

Here's the leg baggy after I got back from surgery.
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My ginch after about 8 hours.
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The closest I think people want to get to my junk around here.
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My worst bike related injury.......

Wife wanted me to do a family day with her mom who was visiting. I went riding instead. She was super pissed, haven't had a blowjob since. That was 3 years ago, I'd rather have your injury for 5 days.
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Post by Roostius_Maximus »

its not like you can ride her thru the forest
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No, but I've ridden her IN the woods many a time!
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ouch

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AHAHAAHA!!!! 5 days is all i'd wait for a blow job after that bullshit! Weak excuse. Find a new wife.
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ouch

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AHAHAAHA!!!! 5 days is all i'd wait for a blow job after that bullshit! Weak excuse. Find a new wife.
If if doesn't kill you, it hurts like hell.
Quads are dirtbikes for fat kids.
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Never said I don't get them anymore........... just not from my wife!
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Joshwfl wrote:Never said I don't get them anymore........... just not from my wife!
I need a "like" button.

I dont advocate cheating, but if the woman refuses to take care of the needs, then she's OTD
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Shit are you kidding, my wife stood up in front all our friends and family and said "I Do" she should have said "I Did".
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