It's the thieving season
It's the thieving season
Well here we are again.
Stories are bound to crop up of stolen Christmas presents not to mention all the everyday thieving shit.
I've been the victim of thieves several times.
I finally found a way to get the pissed feeling out of my system.
Here's what I do.
I'm a landscaper so I have a ton of stuff on my trailer that's irresistable to thieves but it's all locked down, except a gas can prominently placed.
It's 3/4 water topped off with some stale gas.
I'm always on the lookout for gas cans I can use for this.
It always works.
Another thing I do at Christmas but it can really be done year round is box and gift wrap your trash or something nasty.
I like to use kitty litter mixed with dog turds from my kennel.
Wrap it up really nice like a gift and leave it in the back of your truck.
I love to leave it at Wal-Mart, the thieves can't resist apparently.
I just wish I could see their expressions as they open it!
Oh yeah, be sure to leave them a nice note inside thanking them for discarding of your rubbish.
felize navidad bendeco!!!
ha ha ha!
Stories are bound to crop up of stolen Christmas presents not to mention all the everyday thieving shit.
I've been the victim of thieves several times.
I finally found a way to get the pissed feeling out of my system.
Here's what I do.
I'm a landscaper so I have a ton of stuff on my trailer that's irresistable to thieves but it's all locked down, except a gas can prominently placed.
It's 3/4 water topped off with some stale gas.
I'm always on the lookout for gas cans I can use for this.
It always works.
Another thing I do at Christmas but it can really be done year round is box and gift wrap your trash or something nasty.
I like to use kitty litter mixed with dog turds from my kennel.
Wrap it up really nice like a gift and leave it in the back of your truck.
I love to leave it at Wal-Mart, the thieves can't resist apparently.
I just wish I could see their expressions as they open it!
Oh yeah, be sure to leave them a nice note inside thanking them for discarding of your rubbish.
felize navidad bendeco!!!
ha ha ha!
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someone stole a box from the back of my dads truck when i was about 15
it contained a mangy cyotee carcase i'd shot the night before
it contained a mangy cyotee carcase i'd shot the night before
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hahah, no shit, i have that wrench on the far right
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i was almost hoping some asshole would steal my castor gas for their car, it would be pretty funny to drive behing and see what happens
im guessing sputtering/no torque and it would smell like a barbecue
im guessing sputtering/no torque and it would smell like a barbecue
the 450 will have less power and will be harder to start, and will be heavier, but to make up for it it will require more maintenance.
4stroke=dead fish
4stroke=dead fish
Man, I'm telling you it's a great feeling when you know you fucked some scumbag.
There's always a gas can for sale at yard sales, usually real cheap.
But the most fun is right now.
Wrap those "gifts" and go to Wal-Mart.
You know what would really be funny is if someone put that box under a tree. Surprise!
There's always a gas can for sale at yard sales, usually real cheap.
But the most fun is right now.
Wrap those "gifts" and go to Wal-Mart.
You know what would really be funny is if someone put that box under a tree. Surprise!
i put a gallon and a half of 927 mixed into my truck.. smells just like youre on the dirt bike.... still gas so no running weird that ive noticed...2strokeforever wrote:i was almost hoping some asshole would steal my castor gas for their car, it would be pretty funny to drive behing and see what happens
im guessing sputtering/no torque and it would smell like a barbecue
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yeah, premix in a 4 stroke doesnt seem to affect running at all. I run it in my streetbike sometimes, I figure the oil couldnt hurt anything and it smells GOOD
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