Men's Fairytale

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Men's Fairytale

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A Fairytale for men...

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Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess....
'Will you marry me?'

The Princess said, 'NO !!!



And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and drank beer and coffee and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted..
The end
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Roostius_Maximus »

u missed the part about the princess stil coming arround to clean the castle while the prince was out with her younger sister :lol:
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Crap, that's me now!
However, in my story the princess said yes and then took everything I had.
You guys that put up with panty stains, menstrual cycles, bitchy moods and massive credit card debt are my heroes.
I gotta give it to ya, you the man. whoever the hell you are.
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Roostius_Maximus wrote:u missed the part about the princess stil coming arround to clean the castle while the prince was out with her younger sister :lol:
And the younger sister works at a liquor store m-F, and a sex toy shop on the weekends.
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:wink:
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:lol:

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nice
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Iggy, that was funny as hell!
I passed that one on for sure!
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iggys-amsoil wrote::lol:

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Need to buy that man a beer... My trailer will have that as well.
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