Roostmaster on the HWY

asteroid500 · Post by **asteroid500** » August 4th, 2010, 9:18 pm

Heres a pic of my mate Rosstmaster pickin the front wheel up on the Stuart HWY in Darwin Australia.....ever tryd driv'n & taking pictures at the same time...hard!

ZETTNORCAL · Post by **ZETTNORCAL** » August 5th, 2010, 8:13 am

Lov'n the Flip-Flops.
I could'nt start mine in those.

gregrobo · Post by **gregrobo** » August 5th, 2010, 7:21 pm

imagine if he looped it would be wearin his asshole for a eye patch go roostmaster

asteroid500 · Post by **asteroid500** » August 6th, 2010, 12:34 am

Nahhh the fat fucker can ride...(i hope he dosnt take that to personal...fat people get offended easily ive found).

Those 80's thongs could be used for wake boards....he stats his 500's in them easily...

He also gets people to try start his bikes on the promise...if you can start it in 3 kicks you can have it.....plenty try most cry.....fkn funny to watch.

dubious01 · Post by **dubious01** » August 6th, 2010, 5:36 pm

gregrobo wrote:imagine if he looped it would be wearin his asshole for a eye patch go roostmaster

LMFAO thats the funniest thong I heard all week...LOL

OUTKAST INC. · Post by **OUTKAST INC.** » August 7th, 2010, 8:15 am

well at least he only had enough fosters to still remember his helmet , whis i could find the picture of me wheelieng my cbx in shorts,shoes and a simpson helmet .

asteroid500 · Post by **asteroid500** » August 7th, 2010, 10:12 pm

In Australia,
thongs are foot ware...every were else in the world there under wear....
Dont ask i dont know either.....

Hell in the UK they call a MX jersy & pants.....
shirts & jeans?????

gregrobo · Post by **gregrobo** » August 8th, 2010, 3:02 am

[quote="OUTKAST INC."]well at least he only had enough fosters

dude no one here drinks that shit fosters we export that crap to england i think they even drink it hot

OUTKAST INC. · Post by **OUTKAST INC.** » August 8th, 2010, 7:26 pm

well then what is australian for beer , ya it's from a commercial

britincali · Post by **britincali** » August 8th, 2010, 8:55 pm

xxxx

asteroid500 · Post by **asteroid500** » August 9th, 2010, 12:38 am

XXXX is good, i like melbourne midstrength myself & those pure blonds they're refreshing as well.

gregrobo · Post by **gregrobo** » August 9th, 2010, 4:18 am

you would have to filter xxxx thru a sock to make it taste any good i like the pure blonde or the good old toohey extra dry but all of them need to be extremely cold unlike the way brit likes his larger.

asteroid500 · Post by **asteroid500** » August 9th, 2010, 5:44 am

XXXX aint that bad, better then that watered down US shit......TED's how could i forget...A1
Roosty what were those poof shandees we were drinking on the farm?????
they were cordial that made you numb....

gregrobo · Post by **gregrobo** » August 9th, 2010, 6:40 am

the old bare foot raddler

britincali · Post by **britincali** » August 9th, 2010, 8:10 am

gregrobo wrote:unlike the way brit likes his larger.

Contrary to poular belief us brits like lager freezing cold too

The reason we got stuck with the warm beer bullshit is the real ales, they have no carbonation and still have yeast and mash in the keg thus are "live", you cannot chill them below 55 degrees or the yeast dies and they become hazy

asteroid500 · Post by **asteroid500** » August 10th, 2010, 1:31 am

Raddlers are goodbut it wasnt them.....that bloody Roostmaster spends most of his time on the strait site....
Brit...so your a pom hey...still follow football & cricket...?

Roostmaster · Post by **Roostmaster** » August 10th, 2010, 2:59 am

asteroid500 wrote:XXXX aint that bad, better then that watered down US shit......TED's how could i forget...A1
Roosty what were those poof shandees we were drinking on the farm?????
they were cordial that made you numb....

Crikey I gotta get over here more often!

Nah, chances of me looping the ole girl are zilch, been riding 500's for more than half my life and I dont take risks on the CRE, she's waay to beutiful to even chance hurting her.

You guys should have seen how funny it was at my pad last month, had a bit of a shin dig where everyone camped over, anyways here was a bunch of pretty hard core bike riders all drinking poof shandies while the woman drank beer - Asteroid we swore it wouldnt be made public

And remember how my bro in law, full of piss, reckons he could start my 500 bare foot

Well he was crissed as a picket and had a go at it, and I mean he had a mans go, he fucked his foot so bad he couldnt stand on it and fell arse up, funny as fuck it was.

Yeh Asteroid the poof shandies are these tasty little fuckers, actually infused with 5% hummingbird

My Fav drop-o-ale is these bastards, if any of you Aussies like tight bikes and cold beer then have a go at em

But to finish me & the night off I love the Bundy OP Rum this shit rocks, especially with red bull!

Fuck, Im week 1 into an 8 week stint in the sahara fucking desert - no women, no piss, and no bikes , and now Im tongueing for a coldy, arghhh.

Post by **AlisoBob** » August 10th, 2010, 6:13 am

britincali wrote:

The reason we got stuck with the warm beer bullshit is the real ales....

This is why you drink warm beer...

asteroid500 · Post by **asteroid500** » August 11th, 2010, 1:04 am

And remember how my bro in law, full of piss, reckons he could start my 500 bare foot

I thought he fell on the couch due to exorstion...not pain, fk that, bare footing a 500 without a decomp...who the hell does he thing he is Mooper Sam, you in THONGS is bad enough.....

Dude i just had a hurt ya teeth cold XXXX...nice mate nice....dont forget my graphics.....

other · Post by **other** » August 11th, 2010, 4:39 am

3 words for you guys . . . Coopers Sparkling Ale . . . . It's like an angel crying on your taste buds, then kicking you in the head ! 5.8% and tastes like paradise in a stubby. Try it !

gregrobo · Post by **gregrobo** » August 11th, 2010, 4:42 am

love the coopers but matso's brewery in broome ginger beer is great
http://www.matsos.com.au/

asteroid500 · Post by **asteroid500** » August 11th, 2010, 3:00 pm

Matso's.....ahhhhh,
Feebee & i spen last new yrs, well a week before the big night in Broome & over 9 days sampled EVERY beer they made....& guess what i couldnt tell you what was the best 1....the resturant is awsome to, we ate there every day as well.

other · Post by **other** » August 12th, 2010, 1:38 am

Yeah, can get Matso's at Greenmount Liquor, my local. Nice drop too, in a different kinda way.

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Roostmaster on the HWY

Roostmaster on the HWY