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Boobs......

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A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.

He tells her, "Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the top of your breasts and say, '"Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies.'"

She did this every day faithfully and after several months, it worked! She grew great boobs!

One morning she was running late and she was on the bus when she realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.

At this point she loved her new boobs and didn't want to lose them, so she got up right in the middle of the bus and said, "Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies!"

A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?"

"Why, yes, I do. How did you know?"

"Hickory dickory dock"!
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:lol:
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I've been trying the rhyme......nothing yet.
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which one rhino :lol:
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:lol: :lol: Ive been doing the Hickory Dickory Dock and I've been doing the Scooby Doobie Doobie I need smaller boobies.

Still nothing
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You need to chant it while shot-gunning a beer, while sitting on a CR500, with a 1911 tucked in your pants, while the wifey tosses her panties at you.

Thats what I've found works....
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