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by asteroid500
March 8th, 2012, 2:15 am
Forum: B.S. Stories, True Stories... Its All Here
Topic: True Story? Check this out
Replies: 18
Views: 3048

9000 RPM :shock:
by asteroid500
March 8th, 2012, 2:05 am
Forum: A/F's Only.... Talk About Your Beer Can, Right Friggin HERE!
Topic: My Gen 4... Damned, I miss it.
Replies: 13
Views: 851

i like your G-4, looks tuff
by asteroid500
March 8th, 2012, 1:56 am
Forum: Introduce Yourself
Topic: New Guy from Belgium
Replies: 28
Views: 3088

took me a while to notice LMFAO
by asteroid500
March 6th, 2012, 12:36 am
Forum: B.S. Stories, True Stories... Its All Here
Topic: True Story? Check this out
Replies: 18
Views: 3048

bro you were a factory rider ... FACT, no 1 will ever take that away from you.
So when do get MX tip's & 1 on 1 training.
by asteroid500
March 2nd, 2012, 5:34 pm
Forum: A/F's Only.... Talk About Your Beer Can, Right Friggin HERE!
Topic: Teem trouble frames on EBay
Replies: 84
Views: 8288

a little on the left side, id like to say how good it is that all you blokes can come together & work as a single unit in recovering you bits & pieces.
st with a gentel touch then clever leverage to "keep the the bastards honest"

go banned!
by asteroid500
March 2nd, 2012, 5:23 pm
Forum: Introduce Yourself
Topic: New Guy from Belgium
Replies: 28
Views: 3088

Welcome mate,
My girlfriends brother is a drummer for Gospel of the horns & Vomitor, he plays Europe all the time, was trying to get a home in Germany.
You only fkc up here if you talk shit .....
by asteroid500
February 29th, 2012, 2:22 am
Forum: Ride Reports
Topic: Bathurst 12hr Australia
Replies: 10
Views: 8140

Fkc me Greg, It was raining so hard & foggy you couldnt even see the blue rain lights mandatory on all night race vehicles. I was going threw the chase at 240km, blind & if an A grade car (lambo, audi, ferrari) went threw it was worst. I still went threw at high speed so i could keep the gap...
by asteroid500
February 28th, 2012, 11:48 pm
Forum: Ride Reports
Topic: Bathurst 12hr Australia
Replies: 10
Views: 8140

Is the mount panorama circuit (Bathurst) know state side .... there was a US/Europe team in this race, they crashed out early in the day, but were well'n'truley up front at the time. I was stoked as they had the 130% rule applied, i made it into an international elite drivers group albeit in a small...
by asteroid500
February 27th, 2012, 8:20 pm
Forum: A/F's Only.... Talk About Your Beer Can, Right Friggin HERE!
Topic: Teem trouble frames on EBay
Replies: 84
Views: 8288

I just dont get it :/ https://bannedcr500riders.com/images/auto/8f4c5f7fb318b387f0338ad466b34788.jpg http://www.zirana.com/simivalley/crime/police_blotter_for_simi_valley_1202012_1232012.html http://www.localcrimenews.com/lookup.php?jid=6732420 Fkc me dose he have a eating disorder. :shock:
by asteroid500
February 27th, 2012, 8:14 pm
Forum: A/F's Only.... Talk About Your Beer Can, Right Friggin HERE!
Topic: Frame cradle cracks above front motor mounts
Replies: 13
Views: 809

The engine to mount surface areas in your picks show that they arnt bolting together square to each other.
this will cause uneven stress & ultimately frame failure.
Shim the bugger up on your refit .... weld up the cracks 1st :lol:
by asteroid500
February 27th, 2012, 7:25 pm
Forum: Ride Reports
Topic: Bathurst 12hr Australia
Replies: 10
Views: 8140

No, but boB said it was cool to use the logo. We ended up 3rd in class (E) & 14th over all, with our sister car 2nd in class & 12th overall. The bigger BMW (class D) came 3rd in class 13th over all. It rained the whole day, scary shit at the mountain i can tell ya. lots of water equalled lot...
by asteroid500
February 25th, 2012, 7:16 pm
Forum: Ride Reports
Topic: Bathurst 12hr Australia
Replies: 10
Views: 8140

My mates car
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Sponsors board
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My car... look closely
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by asteroid500
February 24th, 2012, 12:19 am
Forum: Ride Reports
Topic: Bathurst 12hr Australia
Replies: 10
Views: 8140

I crashed into the wall in the 1st Qualifying session ...... fuck that hurt my walet!
by asteroid500
February 18th, 2012, 9:53 pm
Forum: Race Results!!
Topic: King of the Motos 2012
Replies: 2
Views: 5702

I like testing myself .... but fkc thats hard work .... good footage!
by asteroid500
February 18th, 2012, 9:38 pm
Forum: A/F's Only.... Talk About Your Beer Can, Right Friggin HERE!
Topic: WARNING: 500 Conversions.com
Replies: 69
Views: 12019

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I'm already on Vicodin for a broken lower back. Beer and Vicodin and next thing you know I'd be posting naked pics of the wife.[/quote]

Scul Scul Scul, quick another beer scul scul scul now some pills scul scul scul

"its a BMW, not a dirt bike, run it" :shock:
by asteroid500
February 16th, 2012, 10:59 pm
Forum: A/F's Only.... Talk About Your Beer Can, Right Friggin HERE!
Topic: WARNING: 500 Conversions.com
Replies: 69
Views: 12019

reef wrote:I notice of the wires is pinched on the radiator housing.
Dont feel to bad ive done this myself .... i pinched the wire & took an eternity to find why it would not start .... :oops:
by asteroid500
February 16th, 2012, 3:30 pm
Forum: B.S. Stories, True Stories... Its All Here
Topic: AlisoBob - under the knife
Replies: 49
Views: 5277

https://public.blu.livefilestore.com/y1p6i-_XopXTN8Ux8ye1ASeFAWWXog4N-HphLwGhGEXnq0ykeq67RDumrGhSvfCPoxwVRldpSjJ1tyI3gJqmUc75w/2012-02-15T13-48-19.jpg At least your hair net matched you beard. I tweaked a 2.5 cm tear in my right calf late last year ..... at a school carnival, racing 11-12yr olds .....
by asteroid500
February 14th, 2012, 1:45 pm
Forum: Ride Reports
Topic: Bathurst 12hr Australia
Replies: 10
Views: 8140

Its a production race, so it mostly cars you can get of the show room floor.
I know in the states you guys mostly race coupé's but 4 door sedans are the general public's prefered car Down under

Have a look in the link below

http://www.bathurst12hour.com.au/news/
by asteroid500
February 13th, 2012, 2:51 pm
Forum: Ride Reports
Topic: Bathurst 12hr Australia
Replies: 10
Views: 8140

Bathurst 12hr Australia

I know it aint bike racing but it is racing. Well im running in the Bathurst 12hr in 2 weeks in a BMW130i. Its in the production class so im hoping to do well. Im sharing the drive with 3 other guys over the day & the team have finished on the podium in the last 2 yrs ..... ( thats a good thing ...
by asteroid500
February 13th, 2012, 2:45 pm
Forum: Ride Reports
Topic: I hate fockin snakes
Replies: 13
Views: 8046

AlisoBob wrote:... I was going to sling it at him......
i do shit like that ...... :lol:
by asteroid500
February 13th, 2012, 2:35 pm
Forum: Photo's and Videos
Topic: Ass Tastic!!!!!
Replies: 59
Views: 19890

Id like to see the next gen system where you can stick your finger into it... :shock:
by asteroid500
February 13th, 2012, 2:31 pm
Forum: Steelie Rebuilds and Overhauls
Topic: My First 500!!
Replies: 11
Views: 1948

:yikes: :cold: :headbang:
by asteroid500
February 13th, 2012, 1:39 pm
Forum: A/F's Only.... Talk About Your Beer Can, Right Friggin HERE!
Topic: Bolt replacement question
Replies: 8
Views: 482

2strokeforever wrote: Image
Thats the best locker diff conversion ive ever seen!!!! :shock:
by asteroid500
February 13th, 2012, 1:25 pm
Forum: B.S. Stories, True Stories... Its All Here
Topic: Kamfari Darwin Australia enduro's
Replies: 4
Views: 657

Kampfari is on the bucket list for me, those bog hole look killer Maybe that can be an Aussie 500 hoon fest. Ive got mates that will put us up, so rents free, & all the scrub in the world to get some practice in ...... OH by the way it was probably 30-36deg/C & 80-90% humidity, thats why ev...
by asteroid500
February 13th, 2012, 1:20 pm
Forum: B.S. Stories, True Stories... Its All Here
Topic: Kamfari Darwin Australia enduro's
Replies: 4
Views: 657

I love that sort of racing .... What is amazing is ALL that water is full of salt water crocodiles, snakes, wild pigs, wallabies, big ass spiders.
I've raced quads & in that environment at speed its quite exhausting.