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by ellett
April 17th, 2010, 10:35 pm
Forum: B.S. Stories, True Stories... Its All Here
Topic: Science question
Replies: 94
Views: 9348

If you fire a bullet in a plane towards the front of a plane traveling at say 1400 mph (rough guess on a bullett???) the bullett would be going 2800 mph. Now if you fire it towards the rear it may fall out of the barrell. So, using that obviously bong derived logic, if the plane can fly faster than...
by ellett
April 3rd, 2010, 11:23 pm
Forum: Drive Tech
Topic: Starting
Replies: 28
Views: 714

britincali wrote:I fukin hate you ellett!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


It is funny as fuk tho
Happy Birthday, dude. :lol:
by ellett
April 3rd, 2010, 6:22 pm
Forum: Drive Tech
Topic: Starting
Replies: 28
Views: 714

britincali wrote:Heres how you start a big bore .....

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:lol:
by ellett
March 5th, 2010, 9:08 pm
Forum: Ergonomics
Topic: front tool bags
Replies: 5
Views: 7979

Re: front tool bags

lewisclan wrote:I think I need a front strap on the tripple clamp tool bag.
so whats the good stuff ?
You don't mean the kind of strap-on brit had, do you?!
by ellett
March 5th, 2010, 8:35 pm
Forum: Drive Tech
Topic: Tranny Help
Replies: 41
Views: 985

"Uh, I thought this thread was gonna be about something else." -britincali
by ellett
February 7th, 2010, 11:07 pm
Forum: B.S. Stories, True Stories... Its All Here
Topic: brit give this poor kid a bike
Replies: 3
Views: 776

Re: brit give this poor kid a bike

poor chap really wants a bike, figured you could spare one of yours :D. he will do just about "anything" for it :wink: http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=218&ad=9485524&cat=236&lpid=21 "Tell the boy to text "britincali" to 90999 and I'll see what I can do." -...
by ellett
February 7th, 2010, 11:00 pm
Forum: Suspension Tech
Topic: fork bleeders
Replies: 104
Views: 7348

How's that, MFDP? :lol:
by ellett
February 7th, 2010, 10:50 pm
Forum: Suspension Tech
Topic: fork bleeders
Replies: 104
Views: 7348

M.F.D.B. wrote:Ellet, you forgot the Cool Head of me in front of my CBR1000RR!! WTF man? That was classic!
Almost, but I didn't want anyone to think you were in the same league of doucheness as Ol' 2k....

Let me see if I can find it.
by ellett
February 7th, 2010, 10:48 pm
Forum: Product Reviews
Topic: Maico Breako
Replies: 19
Views: 2776

CR500R7 wrote:The left side kick start isn't that hard to live with.
Tell that to this guy:

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by ellett
February 7th, 2010, 10:41 pm
Forum: Photo's and Videos
Topic: Low Seafury....
Replies: 9
Views: 777

Hope that wasn't right before it cartwheeled down the runway.....
by ellett
January 28th, 2010, 6:48 pm
Forum: Shoppers Only!
Topic: 23k invested, only asking 10.5k
Replies: 27
Views: 2566

AlisoBob wrote:The fastest ( non-sponsored) guys I have ever seen, rode klapped out pieces of shit.

Its kinda how it works....

"Yup" - britincali


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by ellett
January 26th, 2010, 10:15 pm
Forum: Suspension Tech
Topic: fork bleeders
Replies: 104
Views: 7348

britincali wrote:Image






Thats exactly how I spend 99.9% of my time off :lol: :lol: :lol:
Which is, what, 99.9% of your time? :lol:
by ellett
January 26th, 2010, 9:17 pm
Forum: Suspension Tech
Topic: fork bleeders
Replies: 104
Views: 7348

anyone know how to make the picture do that ? do i need a special program or what ?? :lol: Sign up and download a trial version of Photoshop Elements here. Save that pic of brit, open it in Elements and then you can see all of the layers that went into making it. Then check out some tutorials here....
by ellett
January 24th, 2010, 9:13 pm
Forum: Drive Tech
Topic: CR500: What engine mods to do?
Replies: 76
Views: 3472

Ok, everything you want to know is in these posts:

Banned Encyclopedia of Horsepower

And, by the way, this place was built on garbage comments.
by ellett
January 24th, 2010, 8:35 pm
Forum: Drive Tech
Topic: CR500: What engine mods to do?
Replies: 76
Views: 3472

A rider much better than me once told me to use fork bleed screws to plug-up my carb vent hoses. It helps keep dirt out of the carb.

If there was an issue with it he wouldn't be using it or recommending it to anyone... :wink:
by ellett
January 24th, 2010, 8:22 pm
Forum: Suspension Tech
Topic: fork bleeders
Replies: 104
Views: 7348

AlisoBob wrote:
ellett wrote:....hope it didn't read like I was trying to be a dick.
Who isn't a dick to brit... :lol:
by ellett
January 24th, 2010, 8:10 pm
Forum: Drive Tech
Topic: driling holes in piston
Replies: 5
Views: 401

It stops crack propagation:

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:lol:
by ellett
January 24th, 2010, 2:16 pm
Forum: Suspension Tech
Topic: fork bleeders
Replies: 104
Views: 7348

Haha, no offense taken, Mick. I was kinda in a hurry when I replied, hope it didn't read like I was trying to be a dick.
by ellett
January 23rd, 2010, 3:00 pm
Forum: Suspension Tech
Topic: fork bleeders
Replies: 104
Views: 7348

The rider weighs 146 lbs in street clothes. Suspension on that bike is setup for moto and a 235 lb rider. Ellet, just curious why this 146lbs rider has his suspension set up for a baby elephant? That makes as much sense as Jake's quasi bleeder system. If a rider is 156lbs in gear, he valves his sus...
by ellett
January 19th, 2010, 8:40 pm
Forum: Drive Tech
Topic: What level of porting would you say this is
Replies: 29
Views: 1998

NightBiker07 wrote:I wonder if holes drilled all the way around like that will prolong the life of the piston? it sure seemed to help on that side.
AlisoBoob prolonged the life of this piston another riding season by drilling this hole:

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by ellett
January 18th, 2010, 11:14 pm
Forum: Drive Tech
Topic: Who makes the ignition iterrupt shift lever?
Replies: 12
Views: 192

AlisoBob wrote:http://www.freebirdcustommotorcycles.co ... ronic.html

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50 millisecond shifts.....

:shock:
Dude, I need one of those...... :lol:

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by ellett
January 18th, 2010, 11:10 pm
Forum: Suspension Tech
Topic: fork bleeders
Replies: 104
Views: 7348

https://bannedcr500riders.com/images/auto/a8373d2c96820a86194a973d87bad2c4.jpg This is a picture of a nice, smooth, back-side landing of a decent downhill double. The rider weighs 146 lbs in street clothes. Suspension on that bike is setup for moto and a 235 lb rider. Without the fork bleed screws ...
by ellett
January 16th, 2010, 10:59 am
Forum: Shoppers Only!
Topic: new cr 500 parts F/S
Replies: 18
Views: 1555

AlisoBob wrote:Shit Negro........My $400 Trail 90 can.
That's a pretty steep hill.....

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:lol:
by ellett
January 16th, 2010, 8:20 am
Forum: Shoppers Only!
Topic: new cr 500 parts F/S
Replies: 18
Views: 1555

AlisoBob wrote:Thats gotta be the dumbest move you've ever made......

:chair:
I dunno, Bob, can your 500 do this?