BannedCR500Riders.com

Looks like fun - but is riding legal out there? I know in Apple Valley and Hesteria they really cracked down...Looks like someplace I'd like to check out in the future.

One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go golfing. He calls his boss and says that he feels very sick, and won't be able to go to work. Way up in heaven, Saint Peter sees all this and asks God, ''Are you really going to let him get away with this?'' ''No, I guess not,'' says God. The ...

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for seve...

Is that the ass hat dance?

As I walked down the busy footpath, knowing I was late for an important meeting, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds that are found in every city these days. Wearing what can only be described as rags, carrying every worldly possession in two plastic bags, my heart was tou...

Goddamn excellent list! Really effin' funny!

britincali wrote:

dannygraves wrote:Yeah, right, if it was Justin...wheres the gold chain with the letters P-I-M-P???

Or the DANNY (graves) tatt on his finger

That wouldn't be on the finger...but on the palm.

AlisoBob wrote:Does this site just get better and better every week , or what!!!!!!!


I just had all 4 movies running at once!!!

Excellent! Thank You!

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This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunat...

Well only vids that are relevant...good joke vids, 500 vids - theres a ton on you tube...etc.

You see, I wouldn't of even known of space camp dude if you hadn't shown me...glad I stopped it before it really got started.

Now THIS is entertaining:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=refB3yiA4kc

Please add the mod for embedding videos (youtube, google, etc) into the forums.

Click here to read more:

http://www.phpbb.com/community/viewtopic.php?t=375183


It'll allow for videos to be played from within the forum, instead of having to click a link and be redirected.

What do you guys think?

if anyone has any comp probs, feel free to PM me, and I know a couple other IT guys on here would be more than willing to help. my cousin hoofarted also does IT, message him all you want and tell him I told you to :lol: :D :wink: ..and make sure to forward all spam, trojans, and viruses to Danny. H...

Sounds like Danny's 86 when he 1st got it...not for $350 though!

ROFL! Nice.

I know, DG u just sent it to me - but I must share... A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how...

A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's ...

There’s been strong debate over the years as to which sex has the better friends. Women claim to be closer and men claim to stick together. After many polls, surveys, and statistics the speculation is over. One particular case sums it up… Women’s Friends A woman didn’t come home one night. The next ...

A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard m...

Click this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZABeQ5vkpXM

Just re-enforces the stereotype!

You're used to riding without a seat anyhow from your bicycle days. So it shouldn't be a big deal for you - get out there and ride it!

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl". The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tony Funacelli?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." &...