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You don't like the tattoos on the crotch? http://pic16.picturetrail.com/VOL639/2678265/5348258/255125805.jpg http://pic16.picturetrail.com/VOL639/2678265/5348258/254942930.jpg She's the one I caught having webcam shows. I actually have pics with my entire fist in her ____, but you gotta go PM for th...

Oh, Nicole is a 9 of 10 on the freak scale. The only reason I say 9, is bacause my last G/F blew the scale out of the water. Pierced nipples, tattoo'd crotch... the works. I had to dump her b/c she was having webcam sex with most of the online world, but wouldn't include me in the show. I started da...

Your pal DC got to see Tommy Chong at the Tempe IMPROV last Saturday. My date even sprang for the tickets... (These are pics of the girl who took me, not taken at the same time) http://pic16.picturetrail.com/VOL639/2678265/5348258/260067178.jpg http://pic16.picturetrail.com/VOL639/2678265/5348258/26...

I say we initiate a beaner hunting season.

You'll be hard pressed to find a CR500 that vibrates less.

ellett wrote:

Tears or Bukkake?

The lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying.

The nastiest thing I have ever heard of is one my sisters "Granola" friend's saved her placenta after giving birth... Hungry Hubby cooked and ate the thing as a "mid-night snack"...... Dude was puking for days..... Freekin' Gross!!!! :shock: Put some salt and pepper on it, then ...

June 7...

D-Day +1 and we've already liberated Paris.


Pretty good progress, eh?

Some co-workers seem to think if there’s unmarked food and drink in the communal refrigerator, that its fair game. Heck, it sometimes doesn’t last a morning. I swear it’s as if they truly believe that you brought it for them. Oftentimes the phantom food thief is never identified. So I moved on to ma...

Suprised, Bob?

Fine, I'll prong in the sweet girl tonight and give a report tomorrow. Remember, I'm doing this for you guys. It's gonna be bad, I know it.

britincali wrote:Im aries tho........

Your moon is Gemini bro. It has a lot of influence.


My sun is Libra. Do I seem like a Libra? Maybe in some ways, but my moon Aries and rising Sagittarius are what influence me to be a prick like Alisobob.

sabreguy wrote:If I were you DC I would keep them both on the hook as long as I could then start fishing for more.

Sagittarius?
Aries?

There is one of him nude, pants down, beyond drunk at Paps & Beers... I think your closer to home that you think D/C....... ...frightening..... "Gemini" is the twins. Pollux and Castor. My last wife was a Gemini. She was Molly Mommy by day, and sneaking off after work to get trained b...

Brit, judging by your Gemini moon... I'm going to guess that you're a kinky dude. You've probably got a double life. The one you show the public, and then the one where you put on a baby diaper and have your lady drill you with the ol' strap-on.

Mormon girls "Put out", sure... maybe even in three different positions.

Tell me what you want your 8 year old doing? Blasting guns and killing people ( and becoming completly numb to violence in the process), or rocking out! you really want an answer? Here's my boy... at 4yo. http://pic16.picturetrail.com/VOL639/2678265/5348258/104866451.jpg He's 6 now, and already wri...

Rosco likes asian lady boys so hes the wrong person to be asking... Got with the DD one man, it aint like your gonna marry the bitch, ride it and ride it hard!!!!!! That's what I was thinking. I got a fresh STD test cert and new tube of anal-ez. Molly Mormon would freak if she ever saw what was in ...

Sheesh, you sure this isn't bannedcr500canthardlyriders.com, LOL.

britincali wrote:What up DC long time no see type!!!!!

I've been busy victimizing young women on the internet.

I'd go with contestant #2. I bet you can work with her. Give it time. She is prolly trying to size you up also. So you'd opt to spend time with the one that is sweet and boring, versus the one with the talented tongue who's mere presence causes painful arousal? Okay Rosco, hit my astrology thread i...

It nails me too. I use words like "uncanny" and "coicedence" because I refuse to lend credit to astrology... but it's freaky when you start poking around.

I'm finding some uncanny coincedence regarding my past relationships and choices. For instance... Sagittarius, Aries, Gemini (and most other fire & air symbols) are really good in bed. Taurus and Virgo (earth symbols) are really bad in bed, like 100%... Here's some fun tools: http://www.alabe.co...

Okay, so Sunday morning I go to the motocross track and beat myself up pretty good. No crashes, but several hard landings. I go home... shower, sleep, watch my ankles swell & change color, and then get bored around 3:00PM and call Contestant #1. Her name is Janae, a single mom of 5 & 7yo gir...