In 4 B.C. the Babylonians, in what is now modern day Iraq,
invented the condom using the soft tissue of a goat.
In 1904 the British reinvented the condom
using that same soft tissue from a goat but outside of the goat.
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- October 12th, 2015, 4:40 pm
- Forum: Jokes, Jokes, and More Jokes.
- Topic: Who invented the comdom???
- Replies: 0
- Views: 8612
- August 24th, 2015, 11:26 am
- Forum: Jokes, Jokes, and More Jokes.
- Topic: A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company...........
- Replies: 0
- Views: 8265
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company...........
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. A telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile...
- May 28th, 2015, 5:31 am
- Forum: Jokes, Jokes, and More Jokes.
- Topic: Checking in...
- Replies: 1
- Views: 8521
Checking in...
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip,
I said to the lady at the registration desk,
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard!
I said to the lady at the registration desk,
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard!
- January 8th, 2015, 9:12 am
- Forum: Jokes, Jokes, and More Jokes.
- Topic: Be strong Honey............
- Replies: 0
- Views: 8301
Be strong Honey............
A guy wakes up in the middle of the night hungry. He slips out of bed, not waking the wife. He goes down stairs to make a sandwich. When he clicks on the light, there's a guy standing in the middle of the kitchen with a gun. "I just escaped from prison, 15 years of a 40 year sentence, I'm despe...
- January 7th, 2015, 5:52 am
- Forum: Jokes, Jokes, and More Jokes.
- Topic: Hillary sits Chelsea down.............
- Replies: 1
- Views: 7868
Hillary sits Chelsea down.............
Hillary sits Chelsea down for the "talk" before her upcoming marriage.
"Honey, there are many moral issues to having premarital sex".
"Are you having premarital sex with Mark"??
"Well......aaaaaaaaa.......Not according to Daddy"!
"Honey, there are many moral issues to having premarital sex".
"Are you having premarital sex with Mark"??
"Well......aaaaaaaaa.......Not according to Daddy"!
- October 14th, 2014, 10:35 pm
- Forum: Introduce Yourself
- Topic: Hi from Dobrich, Bulgaria guys!
- Replies: 1
- Views: 550
- October 14th, 2014, 10:10 pm
- Forum: Site Mission
- Topic: After the thrill is gone...
- Replies: 75
- Views: 100830
break out the walker???
Man it has been a while since I've been on the site. I didn't know things have gotten so bad. Like the rest of you guys, life has gotten in the way. My girlfriend of 21 years has had some serious health problems but were getting her turned around and headed in the right direction. Her youngest daugh...
- October 14th, 2014, 8:30 pm
- Forum: Jokes, Jokes, and More Jokes.
- Topic: Guy wakes up hungry..............
- Replies: 1
- Views: 7840
Guy wakes up hungry..............
Damn am I the only jokester???? The last joke was mine 8 months ago. What's up with that?? This is the Bannedcr500riders.com site isn't it? Edit: Sorry I haven't been on in awhile, didn't know the site was on the edge. Enjoy the joke. A guy wakes up in the middle of the night hungry. He slips out of...
- February 3rd, 2014, 9:53 am
- Forum: Jokes, Jokes, and More Jokes.
- Topic: 3rd grade Anatomy
- Replies: 0
- Views: 8338
3rd grade Anatomy
A teacher was teaching anatomy to her 3rd grade students. She had 2 very large body charts, male and female at the front of the class. With her laser pointer she points at the female chart. T) "Betty what is this?" B) "That's a breast and my Mommy has 2 of them." T) "Very go...
- January 22nd, 2014, 6:53 am
- Forum: Photo's and Videos
- Topic: wishing a warm spell heads your way.....
- Replies: 0
- Views: 6276
wishing a warm spell heads your way.....
Spring is approaching very fast, not fast enough for you snow bound riders I'm sure. All I can say is "Switch hands or have the wife do it so you won't get carpal tunnel". Or you can throw the bike in the truck and go riding with us. Bring a bed roll, you can crash in the school bus bike h...
- January 1st, 2014, 1:26 pm
- Forum: Jokes, Jokes, and More Jokes.
- Topic: My BEST friend jacked me over
- Replies: 8
- Views: 10718
My BEST friend jacked me over
My BEST friend jacked me over This guy (G) walks into a bar says "Give me a triple shot of Scotch". Bartender (B) says "Damm dude, bad day at the office"? G: Hell Yes! and it got worse when I got home! B: What happened? G: I walked in on my Wife and Best friend screwing in MY bed...
- September 26th, 2013, 10:03 am
- Forum: Suspension Tech
- Topic: Wheel Balancing 101
- Replies: 10
- Views: 8717
- September 26th, 2013, 9:59 am
- Forum: Suspension Tech
- Topic: Wheel Balancing 101
- Replies: 10
- Views: 8717
draggin up an old post
You want to isolate tire bead movement near the valve stem to keep from tearing the valve stem. Installing the rim lock across from the valve stem leaves the stem venerable and puts the wheel weights on the spokes on either side of the valve stem, making it a hassle to put air in the tire. I have no...
- September 26th, 2013, 5:49 am
- Forum: Jokes, Jokes, and More Jokes.
- Topic: 1st grader field trip with center fold pic's.
- Replies: 7
- Views: 10531
1st grader field trip with center fold pic's.
The teacher decided it would be fun to take the kids to a working farm to see how things were done. They checked out all the barns and animals. After returning to class the teacher asked the kids to describe what they saw and heard. In an instance little Johnny's hand went up in a fever. "Ahh, ...
- September 25th, 2013, 12:35 pm
- Forum: Jokes, Jokes, and More Jokes.
- Topic: A young boy watches the sun set with his mother.
- Replies: 3
- Views: 9177
A young boy watches the sun set with his mother.
A little boy said to his mother as they were watching the sun set,
"Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?"
His mother replied,
"Don't even go there, Barack!
From what I can remember about that party,
You're lucky you don't bark!"
"Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?"
His mother replied,
"Don't even go there, Barack!
From what I can remember about that party,
You're lucky you don't bark!"
- August 19th, 2012, 6:55 pm
- Forum: Upcoming Rides
- Topic: California to Montana- All off Road
- Replies: 8
- Views: 8857
- January 25th, 2012, 11:25 am
- Forum: Jokes, Jokes, and More Jokes.
- Topic: A Marine was in the public bathroom ....
- Replies: 1
- Views: 8174
A Marine was in the public bathroom ....
A Marine was in the public bathroom taking a leak. A Navel Officer stepped up 2 urinals down. The Marine finishes up and heads for the door. The Navel Officer says "In the Navy they teach us to wash our hands after using the bathroom." The Marine says "In the Marines they teach us not...
- January 18th, 2012, 6:16 am
- Forum: Politics And Activism
- Topic: Unite with ADV,KXRiders, ThumperTalk.....
- Replies: 5
- Views: 6619
Unite with ADV,KXRiders, ThumperTalk.....
Keep the Government out of our internet.
Please do your part.
Help stop House and Senate bills, SOPA & PIPA.
Please do your part.
Help stop House and Senate bills, SOPA & PIPA.
- December 13th, 2011, 5:58 am
- Forum: Approved Vendors
- Topic: Where are you guys getting your OEM parts from
- Replies: 14
- Views: 9406
Where NOT to buy parts.
I can tell you where you should NOT buy parts in Oklahoma City. Maxie's Honda and Oklahoma Honda. In 2002 I bought a TRX400EX quad and a VTX1800 from OK Honda. Salesman was great but the parts department and service dept. suck. Back when the economy was good they acted like they didn't care if I cam...
- December 12th, 2011, 9:05 am
- Forum: Approved Vendors
- Topic: Where are you guys getting your OEM parts from
- Replies: 14
- Views: 9406
- April 29th, 2011, 8:08 am
- Forum: Drive Tech
- Topic: Compression release.
- Replies: 4
- Views: 603
Yes, custom fabricated by Larry Wiechman. He machined all the parts, welded the bung and replaced the button with the part that holds the end of the cable.hoofarted wrote:I like the lever/cable action! Pretty cool! What'd you use for the piece that attaches and actuates the valve? Is that a custom fabbed part?
- April 28th, 2011, 8:37 pm
- Forum: Drive Tech
- Topic: Compression release.
- Replies: 4
- Views: 603
Compression release.
I have a machinist on my web site that does the chain saw compression release (CP) installations on 2 stroke heads. I let people advertise for free if it helps to spark the public's interest, helps promote or just flat out helps keep our 500 2 stokes running. I wanted one of his CP's for my 97 CR500...
- April 28th, 2011, 8:37 pm
- Forum: Drive Tech
- Topic: Compression release.
- Replies: 0
- Views: 70
Compression release.
I have a machinist on my web site that does the chain saw compression release (CP) installations on 2 stroke heads. I let people advertise for free if it helps to spark the public's interest, helps promote or just flat out helps keep our 500 2 stokes running. I wanted one of his CP's for my 97 CR500...
- April 21st, 2011, 3:18 pm
- Forum: Jokes, Jokes, and More Jokes.
- Topic: Teaching animal sounds.
- Replies: 1
- Views: 577
Teaching animal sounds.
The kindergarten teacher is teaching animal sounds. She asks Betty "What's a duck say?" Betty replys "Quack, quack, quack." "Very good Betty!!" "Johnny, what's a cow say" Moooooooooooo! "Very good Johnny." "SaNeKa, what's a pig say??" Freez...
- February 5th, 2011, 4:54 pm
- Forum: Photo's and Videos
- Topic: Paddle tires & snow
- Replies: 2
- Views: 501